April122014

Anonymous asked: Pink, tangerine, cream

I have the sudden urge to go outside and run screaming “SOMEONE ACTUALLY LIKES ME, ALERT THE MEDIA”. That should indicate how serious I am, because A) I don’t run (unless it’s to save my life) and B) I rarely go outside willingly.

So, thank you so much, anon, for making my day. I really do appreciate it. I’m really not that cute, but if I have fooled you, YAY ME.

I really have to stress, though, how serious I am about my ask box being open to all of you. What you need to understand about us, introverts, is that sometimes we’re close to bursting from the need to interact with other humans, but we are unable to initiate. So, INITIATE. If you want to talk to me, that is. And be as weird and random as you want. Nothing shocks me anymore. :)

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Kids and old people LITERALLY have no filter. Hello, new insecurities..

12AM

teamfreewifi:

unitedrepublicoffandom:

whoever wrote this character was high as a kite

Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad

…who was probably defintely as high as a kite

(Source: tatmass, via scottsonnier)

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flowerchildish:

how best friends communicate.

flowerchildish:

how best friends communicate.

(via ernest-lancaster)

lol 

12AM

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

(via arthurwhit-lock)

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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via britishtimetravellingtrickster)

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bennylaafiitte:

my mom saw this and she sort of just looked at me and was like 

"that was gay as fuck"

(Source: sluttywill, via goldenboydean)

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